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Selective Hearing Department — Funny Dog Bandana, 27 × 13in

$26.99
Sizes: 27" × 13"
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
  27" × 13"
Length, in 27.00
Width, in 13.00

Can hear a snack bag from three rooms away. Cannot hear “come here.”

Selective Hearing Department makes the job title official. Original cream-and-gold ear badge on charcoal, made for dogs with excellent hearing and very specific priorities.

  • 27 × 13in (68.6 × 33cm) tie-on bandana
  • 100% soft-spun polyester
  • Front-side print; plain reverse; sewn-in label
  • Pre-constructed item; size may vary by ±1in

Measure your dog before ordering and allow room for a comfortable tie. Decorative accessory: supervise wear and remove for sleeping or rough play. Made to order; printed colors and placement may vary slightly. Shipping and applicable tax calculated at checkout.

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100% polyester

100% polyester

This strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

All over print

All over print

Print entirely covers one side of the fabric

Hemmed edges

Hemmed edges

The product is sewn around the edges, making it durable and long-lasting

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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